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reallylameblog:

Anyone ever hear of the arctic monkeys band on this site before

purpleflows:

I wish my dad would be my dad and not my friend.

kill-whitepeople:

i’m so glad anime is illegal now

kill-whitepeople:

iโ€™m so glad anime is illegal now

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

Bae: You're so big daddy!
Me: I told you if we're going to role play you need to say it properly
Bae: You're so big Sir Daddy, Lord of House Cummies

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, โ€œCareful the plate is hot too.โ€ So I asked, โ€œtoo?โ€ and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode

troyyy:

i am concerned about the person who wrote this episode